A SUPERULTRAOMGBBQWTF (no joke) LONG XMAS POST

FUCKING COLOURFUL POST TOO!

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And for my NEW YEAR POST .
I ASSURE YOU THERE'LL BE TONS OF PICTURES . I PROMISE!
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2 Random pictures taken yesterday , Shall upload more another time

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Hello readers , recently i realised that i didn't do a proper biography since the start of my blogging life , Maybe on my old blogs that were deleted , but not on http://xaowj.blogspot.com/ right ?
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As a result , i would like to type out one , with proper introductions about my facial features and etc. Afterwards would be my NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS . Yes NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS , i bet readers would be going off to write their own before even reading mine , some examples would be RAND . But , i'll forgive and forget anyway LOL
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Sooooo readers! You should know me by my actual name " wenjie " . or maybe my fake angmoh name "alfred" . But i decided i should make a real eng name for me now . Sooo , as a result , i would make a poll for you readers , to decide for me which name i should take . Voting ends at 1st January Aka New year (:I really do hope you people would show your enthusiasm and participate in helping me decide on my eng name , where people would call me when i'm clubbing , drinking or w/e the next time (: The 100++ people that described my looks the other time on the poll . Do participate too! everyone's comments are kindly appreciated (:
(POLL CANCELLED!!!)
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So off to my biography !

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Hello everybodehh !

My name is wenjie (: Born in 1993 , kk hospital

I reside in bukit gombak from year 1993-2001 .

Moved to bukit panjang (senja ) @ year 2002-present.

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I'm a typical small oval shaped headed guy ( with a story about my birth ) . The only unique facial issues about me is that i have dimples , which so many millions of people yearn for and even have plastic surgery just to achieve this 2 deep holes located beside the lips.Personally , i think i prefer cheekiness to dimples as i think i don't look good with dimples, but ohwell..

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I have double eyelids that tends to randomly change into single ones when i have insufficient sleep (which i normally do) and gigantic eyebags that sooner or later needs a bra to contain them . I have semi-curly/straight hair which often tends to become a trend in some countries like korea (i like ) . I suck in styling my hair so i often go out with shit like hairstyles,but i love it when my hairstylist ,kason(twister) helps to do my hair . I tend to be real friendly to those around me (to those whom i'm not friendly towards , there would definitely be a particular reason which i wouldn't state out as it's for you,yourself to find out ) , i love making friends and i detest Naggers amongst all the bad people i've seen (backstabbes,liars).

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And by naggers , it means people who constantly reminding you of the same thing over & over again , even when you say you get it or clearly remember it , they just treat you like you're dumb and repeat the same thing over & over again.They tend to really piss me off. And people whom are caring towards me aren't naggers, they're of the different category . I simply adore and love caring people.

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Other than this thing about naggers & shit which i took a few minutes to think and type out , i have a really LONG TEMPER . Yes , a very long one as you'll seldom see me angry when you're out with me . Even if my fuse is broken , it normally just takes me 4-15minutes for my anger to disappear. Unless you're the type of person who threatens my friend's life or smt, i'll definitely hate you for life .

In such scenario, I WOULD FUCKING TYPE OUT SAMUEL 'S NAME OUT . You know what you tried to do & i'll still take a penknife and stab you with it anytime i see you in my life .

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I tend to make more friends than enemies , if i were to count out the number of enemies i have in life , there would be probably 1-2 so far? I only treat this people as enemies if they dare to try and mess up my life, social life, and etc. And in such cases , i would definitely do the same to their life , but x100 worst. In actual fact, i actually would like to name out darick's name but that's the past , we're friends now right? (: It's better to remain friends or neutral isn't it ?

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Horoscope : Scorpio. Which often relates to the definition of trustworthy , which i think i pretty much am cause many people often turn in to me when they're troubled as i pretty much give them advice and keep everything as a secret in return . How i trust people is actually by intuition , if i feel that you are a trustworthy person , i would definitely tell you things about me . So if i don't tell you anything about my life or me , just forget it , unless i'm real close to you . No point forcing me to spill out the beans cause i'll never do. Yes , i'm stubborn in that sense (:

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I'm small sized in the sense that i have my fathers' genetical bones . In other words , my bones are small . I tend to try and be bigger by stuffing myself with rice , food & ice cream . Which will never gives me an extra KG . I've been working out to get those muscles now , hoping to look lean , but still , if i have that extra amount of fats or bone size , i tend i'll look hot or something

(i can dream on!)

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You can make nicknames of me regarding my skin colour as i'm pretty much a white-pale person . I can never get tanned or even brown ( ok maybe i do after that 3days of scorching heat at cambodia last year , but the tan only lasted 2 days and i'm white again immediately after that ) . So i think shall remain a xiao bai lian for the rest of my life ( NO , don't tell me to go and have skin surgery or w/e bullcrap you can think of , LOL )

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Whenever i'm sad or depressed , you can either see me eating ice cream , or drinking alchohol to solve this problems . Well , alchohol is probably the best thing that i've ever tried ( But i really detest bitter alchohol like garlsberg, tigerbeer etc . I love martel coke thou (: )

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Okayyyy! Enough of me !

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I have an older brother who's 5years older than me , he's very protective of me , and try to never offend him as he's very fierce once he's angry (HAHA). Other than this , he's a very kind-hearted person . Sometimes i do wonder why we're brothers when we look so different,he's so handsome ,and i look like a mud/toad blabla.

He drives an RX8 and is the boyfriend of Singapore model Elaine Yuki! Which i would often call her my FSIL aka future sister in law cause i really hope they'll be together. Elaine is the one of the best few people who entered my life this year because she's a real trustworthy(she's scorpio too!) person and also a very funny person . Our humour-wise sense seems to be clickable as we find each other's jokes laugh-a-ble. We tend to sit by the sofa or table and bullcrap from minutes to hours about life and happenings .

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I have parents (Duh) whom treats me very well .

Shall not elaborate much about them here
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Next up , would be my New Year Resolutions
.I shall elaborate on what's gonna be inside this topic
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#1 ) it would be my resolutions (duh)
#2 ) would be my wishes (my friends) For the brand new year
#3 ) Thanking of friends who made the most impact in my life this year , with their names being BOLD and COLOURFUL
#4 ) New friends who made an impact on my life this year

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First up , my fucking long resolution

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i will and most definitely work harder to achieve good results for next year's Olvl examinations,but i'll not only improve in terms of studies , but also socially . I will look better as months to come and i'll definitely take care of my face x10 better (: I will treat my friends better .
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Secondly . My wishes!

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#1 ) I hope that everyone going up to sec5 this year would do well in their O's next year , and also to all my poly/jc/ite/priv/army friends , do work hard for your future . You must believe that this little tard here will support you guys in whatever you do! Gambateh neh <3
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#2 ) Elaine yuki,please don't be touched or get teary upon reading this (LOL) I really do hope that you and bro will get married soon . This past 3months having talks with you , laughters shared , was really memorable , i still remember the first time we had the first hth session which i truly enjoyed talking to you more & more afterwards. I truly apologise for all the troubles i've caused to you & bro in your r/s and the stressed that i might have given you (?) . Hope that you'll do well in your studies too! stay pretty , and be a successfull person. Remember what i told you about my intuition that i have about you the other day , i wasn't lying one bit about it , i believe the day will come soon *winks* (puke@mywink)
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#3 ) I actually wanted to put LOVE as my 3rd wish , but i shalln't elaborate about it . My love life is truly complicated but i wish that a certain someone would become mine sooner or later (dream on again!) hahaha :P
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#4 ) Hope that all my friends living in planet earth would remain happy , cheery and i bless you guys with all my might (with a few exceptions) . I'll always be there to be with you guys till the end (provided you're the one who's breaking the bond )
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#5 ) To be more better looking . Bwuahahahaha (^0^)Y
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NEXT UP

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Friends who made a gigantic impact (good/bad) on my life this year( you might find that my words is insignificant , or that you did nothing , but it's me and if i feel that it's good enough . Why bother? i'm praising you anyway) -
There's no ranking in this situation, so if you're #1 it doesn't mean a thing , everyone is equal .

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PICTURES GRABBED FROM FACEBOOK!

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#1 : Frances

Thanks for listening to my troubles since june , also the first time i met you and we had our first hth session , talking about your past and etc. I still remember the time i got drunk in the ktv , where you allowed me to lean on your shoulder to cry because of curry .Well , i really have to thank you for the fun times we've had this past 6months , i hope our brother-sistership will last . And if possible , don't go overseas to study next year cause i'll totally miss you like mad. You're the best noona i've ever had , and also one of the most important people existing in my life now . And btw, you will become super adorable one day , i assure you , gambateh ******* down(:

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#2 : Elaine Yuki

I've already written what i think of you twice already . but i would really like to thank you for keeping all my secrets and etc , and all the laugh-a-ble jokes and times we've shared. Tell you something okay ? i really LOVE it when you call me 'bro' . Like the sms you sent me ytd 'silly bro ' . HAHAHA , Love you sis <3>

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#3 : Paul LG

Thanks for entertaining me always in school and being such a good school bff . I totally still remember how we always go for movie hunting and stuff weekly and shopping while spending hundreds! Thou i find you kinda shitty (LOL) for forgetting how i brought you into the circle in school , which is like the most impt thing that've ever happened to you!? okay nvm . lalalala

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#4 : Judith SCP

I've fallen for you 6months(april-oct) and aftw blahblah . Aiya you know what happen afterwards as i told you le right! Anyway , just to say you've made both negative / positive impact in my life . And i can say that you're still probably the best person to be my other half (whoops) ._. hahas! Thou the feelings are gone already , i'll place the memories in my heart foreverrrr . For now , we will just be good bullcrappers, and i <3

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#5 : Altonkeh

Those close to me should know why he's included hahas! He might not know but bah ! Thanks for existing in my life anyway (:

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#6 : Joanne

My first time pubbing was with you &co . Totally loved it to the core , I don't know how to further elaborate but i totally love your presense , your corniness with yvonne & summer ,And the 3 of you never fail to make me laugh whenever you speak . Sister !!!!!!!

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#7 : Caleb SYZ

Always the one to make me laugh first in school . totally love his bullcraps and sarcasm , i enjoy his presense anytime anywhere in school . brother! see you next year (^-^)Y

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#8 : Karkei

Friends for 4 years, only till recently i found out you're such a good friend . you're always there to talk to whenever i have problems . i think you know me inside out the most amongst all my friends now , Thanks for keeping everything a secret . I hope we'll remain like this . *hugs* You're the best(;

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*Mind blanks for a moment* * thinking who will be #9 *

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#9 : Chuan&co

Literally just mentioning this group of friends whom i've been very close for the first 6months this year. The group literally became smaller and smaller till we seldom meet one another , and disagreements between them -.- ,and thus trust was lost . Not gonna elaborate but i definitely enjoy my time with you guys . Mitchell,rachell , chuan , j.niu , xiaoray , chaijin & others .

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#10: Rachel(T)

Shall not upload your picture , to prevent people from spreading rumours .Sorry i've wasted 5months of your life on me . I don't know why but i just can't accept your love ,you're adorable,goodmannnerism,funny,dorky . Everything a guy wants , but it's just that you're too perfect for me . I apologise , maybe now on my point of view , i feel kind of fucking retarded to reject you . But then , it's no point thinking about that already right ? Hope you'll last long with gerald .

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Ok seriously ,thinking of who & what to write instantly killed millions of my brain cells -.- I shall take a breather

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-back 5hours later-

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New friends who made an impact on my life

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Firstly , i would like to name out all the friends i've made this holiday , and also to pick out the ones that made impact on my life .

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(don't ask me to arrange by alphabet PLEASE ) >.<

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alton,audi,miki,jeremy,kelvin,bertram,david,kahbeng,ken,koologuan(?) ,yuyang,edwin,kedrick,qiqi,isaac,jerome,roy,yonghong(since june but never really talked till dec)jeff,benjamin(Mk),benjamin(C),daniel,deck,warren,melvin,christopher,yurii,nico,nicolas,nicholas(L),rachel(M),rachel(L),james,garion , alex,alan,wayne,alez,cally,howcher,clement,dean,amanda,yiting,yvonne,eddie,terry,edison,eric,hellven,jerome,ken,karen,ahkang,fabian(J),fabian(F),louis,monmon,johnathan,top,magz,norman,nicholas(O),bin(A),rand,shaowei,shinn,wenqian,weiwen,yanjean,pinxiu,sophy,noora,ray,normy,jerome(Y),wendy,ester(2pm),ester(FT),kellson,yujia,monkuo,hangui,eileen,erics,brandon,chuan

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Not going to include random strangers i've met in the BEG fansign Even thou i'm easily recognisable by them in the streets on singapore

(one called me NARSHA at town the other day with mon -.-)

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OMGWTFBBQSOMANYPEOPLE -.- how the fuck did i do it , kinda unreal .ah nvm , i'm not gonna drag the all of them out to talk about anyway (:

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Now back to the main topic which is

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#3 New friends impact blahblah

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Kedrick

I don't know how to say this , but my intuition just says that i can trust you . Thanks for the advise and concern (: Thou i barely know you for a few days , to me, i think we click easily . Same to mon&rach.Will meet up soon!

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MonMon(T)

You're a veryyyyyyyy veryyyyyy veryyyyyy veryyyy good person . And i'm saying this from the bottom of my heart , you're a very caring & understanding person . Aside from all the bad things i've got to say about you (LOL) . The best word i can use to describe you is 'perfect' man! LOL . Goodlooking & good heart . MEH ! (you better not buay hiao bai after reading this ) SYS.

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Rach(L)

Aiya idk what's your surname ! i see your facebook there put Lay so i just put Rachel(L) . Know too many rachels already XD Anyway , the same thing applies to you loh ,my intuition tells me you can be like my sis or something hahah! idkkkkk, but then you're a very good person to talk to (i guess ) . And we seem to click quite well the first time we meet :D Hope to see you soon allalala

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Terry

cheemeow , cheemeow, cheemeow. Stop your one-word sms-es and you'll probably be the most adorable person , bwuhhahaha. But then , i have to thank you for entertaining me every morning with your 'goodmorning' sms-es and etc. I truly enjoy talking to you leh! No joke , and i find your one word by one word sms-es unique in your sense that it says , "Im Terry!" . Cause seldom people sent one word sms-es to me . Anyway , you're a good friend , and you can trust me to be there when you need me (:

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MK aka MrKorea

Benjamin ahh benjamin , amongst all the new friends i've met and webcam with before , you must be the one with the longest webcamming time with me . Since my birthday? Hahas! I totally will remember what you said to me when you were drunk the last time , that was totally so sweetttt! :P MEH . I'll be there for you whenever you're sad again, Okay!? Next time you want to get drunk , jio me , Don't get drunk alone and webcam only :P How old liao! ** le leh!

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Yiting

Totally able to click with you since the first time we met pubbing together hahaha ! Thanks for always jio-ing me to go stjames to club but always will fail to do so bcuz i don't know who i can borrow ic from ><

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Clement

Brutherrr , thanks for jio-ing me to club/pub whenever you are going to do so with your friends . BUT PLEASE LAHh! jio people correct time can anot ! You always call me after 12+ to go clarkequay/boatquay/ECP . How lehh? Cab ahh , think i so rich ahh . aiya anyway thanks for jio-ing me anyway :P

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Yvonne(19)

Can't seem to find any pictures in your facebook other than your wedding ones , next time we'll take a picture together -.- First time meetup already joking around like mad . I totally adore your presense cause the group will be more talkative with you around . bwuahahha , anyway i want my MAGAZINE , where isit! Will see you soon (:

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RAND

how ? i lazy to elaborate about you . AHAHAHAHAHAH , you know what i'm gonna say about you already right ? hmmmm hope so ._. heh :P
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YUYANG

I'm so gonna see you soon you $#%#&^&&*#($! . Always busy with homework and stuffs one . TSKTSK

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Yonghong

NAH ! you wanted me to put ur name here right ? Since you asked if you were one of the friends i made during the holidays that changed my life around . HAPPY LE MAH! LOL . and one fact that you forgot is that i knew you since JUNE you bohxim piece of shit, BAKA ! NOT DECEMBER . hahahahaha (: SYS
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K that's all folks . Do wait for my NEW YEAR ENTRY cause there's gonna be tons of pictures (me&other boringstuffs) . I promise you all , & thanks for the wait!

*(OMG I FORGOT ABOUT SUMMER)*